making up acronyms

Anyone else have a giggle and getting sick of all the "marketing department" acronyms in advertisments these days?

Seems if you want an official medical sounding problem to deal with you just make up an acronym.

So we have IBS which I thing is an fairly legit one. But what are some of the others?

Post ones you can think of. I have to run as I'm HLFL (Hungry and Late For Lunch)