Malcolm

If Laborlite Malcolm has his say

The Libs will send Tony on his way

Then our Mal will take over

Labor would think themselves in clover

Then it wouldn't matter which party won

Either way in the PMs chair a Labor son

Mal would push the lefty line

Labor would think that fine

If Tony has any sense at all

He should bring about Malcolms fall

Leaking from the cabinet then should stop

Malc olm on the backbench then could plop

Then Scotty Morrison should be called in to clean up their ABC

I think he'd approach such a task with glee.