male jokes

  1. 97 Posts.
    Sorry if it is a repeat, but the females will enjoy another read


    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds
    after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use
    on the washing machine?'

    'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

    He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'

    And they say blondes are dumb....

    --------------------------------------
    A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest
    woman in the world...'

    The woman replies, 'I'll miss you......'

    --------------------------------------
    'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the
    shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn
    like this?'

    'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

    --------------------------------------
    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

    A: A rumor

    -------------------------------------
    Dear Lord,

    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for
    his moods.

    Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death.

    AMEN

    -----------------------------------------
    Q: Why do little boys whine?

    A: They are practicing to be men.

    ----------------------------------------
    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

    A: Trustworthy. .

    ----------------------------------------
    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling
    your name?

    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

    ----------------------------------------
    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

    A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

    ----------------------------------------
    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

    A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

    --------------------------------------------
    While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would
    be found in all corners of the world.........

    ......then He made the earth round!

    -----------------------------------------
 
arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch. arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch.