Sorry if it is a repeat, but the females will enjoy another read
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds
after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use
on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'
And they say blondes are dumb....
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest
woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you......'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the
shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn
like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for
his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling
your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would
be found in all corners of the world.........
......then He made the earth round!
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