Mal woke up with a start
He knew he was super smart
But shock horror and dismay
The polls were on their downward way
How on earth could this be happening to him
The Liberal parties Sunny Jim
His policy statements very strange
He just can't seem to get his range
The pub crowd have given him away
With them he no longer has any sway
This leftie leaning Liberal PM
Has split his party from stem to stem
