Dairy farmers in Denmark face having to pay an Annual Cow Fart Tax of 672 krone ($145) per cow for the planet-heating emissions they generate.
If bellcurve had to pay for all the hot air that comes out of his mouth he'd be broke!
https://www.9news.com.au/world/worlds-first-carbon-tax-on-livestock-will-cost-farmers-100-dollars-per-cow/48a94ca0-c946-4d8a-afe3-430fc2f089a6
