And this is why you should never argue about farming with a...

And this is why you should never argue about farming with a farmer ..... you do realise that dairy cows and beef cattle are an entirely different farming activity requiring totally different inputs, scale of production and markets?

No matter how hard you lot try, you won't solve this one using Google, but for those reading your attempts I am confident its fantastic entertainment. But don't stop now, I can hardly wait to read what you come up with next to solve the world's impending food crisis.