there's a whole section on table etiquette being developed in...

there's a whole section on table etiquette being developed in Parliament house -

it began with Tony Abbott's table dance which broke the table --


so,

Rule 1. No dancing on the tables

Rule 2. No sex on the tables (in response to Barnaby's athleticism)

Rule 3. No borrowing the tables for personal purpose

Rule 4. No selling tables - ditto for filing cabinets - without Prime ministerial approval and oversight.



this is really important stuff -- cannot be overlooked for small things like running the country or anything similar.