Marriage.

Men: To keep your marriage brimming over with love.

Whenever you are wrong, admit it.

Whenever you are right, shut up.

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After an argument with her husband, a wife said,

"You know, I was a fool when I married you"

The husband replied, "I know, but I was

in love and didn't notice it."

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SON: "Is it true Dad? I heard that in China a man

doesn't know his wife until they are married":

FATHER: " "That happens everywhere son. EVERYWHERE"

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