Yes you heard it here first folks.Eric was abducted by aliens...

Yes you heard it here first folks.

Eric was abducted by aliens from mars recently where they revealed to him that they had actually been short selling LYC for the last 2 years so that they can buy it on the cheap.

Would the Australian government approve a FIRB for Martians from outer space to take over LYC???

It appears that they would as the aliens aren't Chinese.

The Martians want to gain rare earths for fuel on a potential space port located on the moon that they have recently lodged a development application for.

The moon base requires la ce , fe , and a certain purity of product that only comes from Mt Weld.

Wong Tack has been fully informed of all the details in his latest communication with his moon units and is planning to protest the moon base by:

1. A march of a thousand mothers to Mars
2. Getting 500 million signatures on a petition
3. Threatening to send Fuzzie (that would have them packing)
4. Getting the Oiko institute to publish a scientific study.
5. Pictures of moon children crying about radiation from Martian Spacecraft.

And that makes more sense than half of the garbage that is being discussed here lately.