I can't believe in these oh so enlightened times, that women (I'm not a Biologist, can I say that?) are still putting up with these wanton displays of lecherous, lascivious behavior from old, white men (well, in this case my gender reveal is questionable):
Poor Sam, desperately trying to escape the clutches of "Russian hands and Roman fingers" Albo. As an Australian this makes me sick to my stomach after the sensational 4th place by the Matildas ... yet no participation trophy. Appalling!
The Spanish boss only strawberry kissed the Spanish capitan, in what was clearly a reference to our very own Nikki Webster.