Matt Damon says go crypto

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    "Matt Damon wants you to know that history is filled with almosts. As in, “I almost made it three days into 2022 without Matt Damon talking to me about bro money, but alas.” His crypto.com ad, which originally came out in October 2021, is making the rounds on Twitter again because … well, you can decide for yourself:

    If you don’t have a minute to spare for Matthew and his cryptocurrency machismo, he basically says that some people are too chicken to do cool shit like travel to space or invent airplanes or buy future money. “Then, there are others, the ones who embrace the moment and commit,” he continues. “And in these moments of truth, these men and women, these mere mortals, just like you and me, as they peer over the edge, they calm their minds and steel their nerves with four simple words that have been whispered by the intrepid since the time of the Romans: Fortune favors the brave.” I choose to calm my mind with four different words: Get real, Matt Damon.

    https://www.thecut.com/2022/01/matt-damon-cryptocurrency-ad-commercial.html

    Seems like Damon, aka King of Woke, is pulling a modern version of "you can't be a man if you don't smoke".

    How many trillions are tied up in crypto? Is it possible that Damon is wanting out? Has he been talking to fellow bro Elon? Do they know something apart from their woke lines?

    Anyone who trusts a Hollywood Woke type is beyond help.

 
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