Comrade Dan, yes that's me Dan
I say if you can
trying being a man
and my biggest fan
of me, yes me Comrade Dan
because I'm cool
and not a fool
or a regular tool
and that I believe in self rule
which is in no way cruel
like that NSW cesspool
but if you are in any doubt
find out what it's all about
and be like me, Comrade Dan
and rule Victoriastan
