Thinks; now how to craft a press release that will;acknowledge...

Thinks;
now how to craft a press release that will;
acknowledge the absence of pollution from Cougar,
inform locals that their bore water has always had benzene in it,
allow Cougar to restart
write an apologetic note on the stood aside public servant's file
close down suburban garages and main roads
not end up requiring expensive improvements in petrol quality
keep the government nose clean