Medical specialists meet; covid lockdowns

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    *Medical Specialists Meet.*

    Medical experts in London today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns.
    *Allergists* were in favour of _scratching it_ ......
    But *Dermatologists* advised not to make any _rash moves._
    *Gastroenterologists* had a sort of a _gut feeling_ about it.....
    But *Neurologists* thought the Government lacked the _nerve._
    *Obstetricians* felt certain everyone was _labouring under a misconception_....
    While *Ophthalmologists* considered the idea _short-sighted._
    Many *Pathologists* yelled, _"Over my dead body!"_
    While *Paediatricians* said, _"Oh, grow up!"_
    *Psychiatrists* thought the whole idea was _madness._
    While *Radiologists* could _see right through_ it.
    *Surgeons* decided to _wash their hands_ of the whole thing...
    And *Pharmacists* claimed it would be a _Bitter Pill_ to swallow.
    *Plastic Surgeons* opined that this proposal would _"put a whole new face_ on the matter."
    *Podiatrists* thought it was a _step forward...._
    But *Urologists* were _pissed off_ by the whole idea.
    *Anaesthetists* thought the whole idea was _a gas,_....
    And *Cardiologists* didn't have the _heart_ to say no.
    In the end, the *Proctologists* won out, leaving the entire decision _up to the assholes_ in Politics.
    *So that's where we are presently.*
 
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