LiveWire markets have once again satirized the Melbourne Cup by...

LiveWire markets have once again satirized the Melbourne Cup by replacing the horses with ASX listed LIC's:
https://www.livewiremarkets.com/wires/the-melbourne-cup-of-lics-our-form-guide-and-three-favourites

This year they had this to say about 2016's champion HML and younger stablemate BHD:
Named after pirates, and with a curious style of racing with only one blinker, little else is known about these Brisbane based stablemates. The stewards are continuing to pursue several enquiries, for both the LICs and trainers. The two LICs have not been seen for quite some time but are believed to be gravely injured, which would be a very sad outcome for the owners.

They forgot to mention that HML may be facing disqualification as 2016's champion pending the results of drug testing. HML's trainers have declined to comment about doping allegations.