Q. What is the difference between a toothpick and the Melbourne...

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    23/04/10
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    Q. What is the difference between a toothpick and the Melbourne Storm?
    A. A toothpick has two points.

    Q. What has 34 legs but can't climb a ladder?
    A. The Melbourne Storm.

    Q. What is the difference between the Melbourne Storm and an arsonist?
    A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 6 matches.
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