A funny thing happened the other night. I was in a bar in the...

A funny thing happened the other night. I was in a bar in the city and had a drink accidently spilled over my arm by some young lady.

She apologised profusely and then started crying. She then introduced herself as Melissa.

I asked her what was wrong. She told me that she is getting pestered by a guy from work who claims to be in love with her, but she recently she found out through the IT department that he posts rude stuff about her on Hotcopper.

Melissa as so disappointed as he promised her the earth, as he claimed to be a rich stock market investor with a public school upbringing.

She intially believed it until one hot afternoon in Cabramatta, at a set of traffic lights, she saw him with a bucket and sponge cleaning car windscreens for 20c.

I told her that was the way of the world and there were a lot good looking unscrupulous bogans out there who were out to use young women.

She laughed at this and told be that he was far from good looking. Infact he reminded her of a younger Les Patterson, teeth and all!!

Anyways, we had a few more drinks and I offered to share a taxi with her. I got out at my place as it was closer to the city and was very surprised to see her pay the taxi driver and follow me to my fonrt door.

Well..you can imagine the rest. What I will say is that she certainly seemed to have been very starved of sex in the bedroom. From the state of the sheets afterwrds, I could tell she was a virgin.

I asked her, what about the stalker from work? She told me that they almost had proper sex once, but he got his little pecker caught in his zip, so she had to make do with using a strapon dildo on him.

Oh..I forgot to say..she did mention his Hotcopper nic. I won't mention it on here lest he gets embarrassed. Suffice to say its a German car/model.