I thought it was imperative that I share the latest news flash...

I thought it was imperative that I share the latest news flash from Chanel 10.

A person by the name of Melua has been detained at Sydney Airport. Although the picture of the detained person matched its passport , customs and the federal police have detained the person for further questioning.

The thing "Melua" first raised suspicion from the foul odour coming from its body as it waited at checkin. "Melua" looking more like mythical creature from lord of the rings then asked if he could sit at the end of the plane where the big end of town hang out.

This comment alarmed the checkin desk and they immediately raised the alarm with custums that a zoo or circus exihibit may have escaped from the cargo hold of a transport plane and was trying to board another plane.

With the smell wafting throughout the airport , customs ordered in the airport vet and the beast like creature was shot with a sedation dart from a safe distance. On being hit with the dart the "Melua" became enraged and charged the vet like a wild boar, salivating and excreting wind like a burst pipe. Soon the sedation took hold and the "Melua" was transported to a secure lockdown area of the airport.

The federal police have just confirmed that although the drama at checkin was extreme, the "Melua" travel documents have been thoroughly checked and it was allowed to board the plane.

However a Qantas flight co-ordinator added that due to the size and smell of the "Melua" he was unable to be seated in Business class, but the "Melua" was able to be seated with the big end of town and has been placed in the cargo hold with all the other livestock.

Merry Christmas

Melua