Abe and Sarah lying in separate beds. Freezing weather. Sarah says, “ Abe, oy it’s so cold I’m freezing.” So Abe gets up and gets an extra blanket from the cupboard. “ Are you a bit warmer, feigele ? “ he asks. “ Oy “ she replies. “ I’m still a bit cold.” So he gets up once more and gets a thick woollen jersey and puts it on her. “ Now are you warm ?” he says. Sarah replies, “ You know, Abe. When I was a little girl in bed in winter, my mother would come lie next to me and snuggle up to keep me warm. Oy, a meichel.” Abe looks at her and says, “ For God’s sake, Sarah, it’s one o’clock in the morning. I’m NOT going to fetch your mother!!”
