Re Question No.5, the Big Fella sure doesnt like to be pinned down on actual sales numbers of unitracts.
Transcript of a typical shareholder query to the Big Fella:
Shareholder: "How many Unitracts have you sold Big Fella?"
Big Fella: "Enough to meet our targets."
Shareholder: "Hmm. So, what are our sales targets?"
Big Fella: "The aim of Unitract is the WOW factor."
Shareholder: "Okay. How many actual WOW units sold then?"
Big Fella: "You want numbers eh? We have a 165,000 sq foot state of the art facility, 50 clean rooms, 5 cafeterias, 20 multipurpose toilets, 100 loading bays, 1 billion nuts n bolts holding the facility together,...."
Shareholder: "But what about actual Unitract sales numbers?"
Big Fella: "Unitract is not the focus of our business model."
Shareholder: "Arrrghhh!!!!"
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