UNS unilife corporation

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    Re Question No.5, the Big Fella sure doesnt like to be pinned down on actual sales numbers of unitracts.

    Transcript of a typical shareholder query to the Big Fella:


    Shareholder: "How many Unitracts have you sold Big Fella?"

    Big Fella: "Enough to meet our targets."

    Shareholder: "Hmm. So, what are our sales targets?"

    Big Fella: "The aim of Unitract is the WOW factor."

    Shareholder: "Okay. How many actual WOW units sold then?"

    Big Fella: "You want numbers eh? We have a 165,000 sq foot state of the art facility, 50 clean rooms, 5 cafeterias, 20 multipurpose toilets, 100 loading bays, 1 billion nuts n bolts holding the facility together,...."

    Shareholder: "But what about actual Unitract sales numbers?"

    Big Fella: "Unitract is not the focus of our business model."

    Shareholder: "Arrrghhh!!!!"





 
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