Re Question No.5, the Big Fella sure doesnt like to be pinned...

Re Question No.5, the Big Fella sure doesnt like to be pinned down on actual sales numbers of unitracts.

Transcript of a typical shareholder query to the Big Fella:


Shareholder: "How many Unitracts have you sold Big Fella?"

Big Fella: "Enough to meet our targets."

Shareholder: "Hmm. So, what are our sales targets?"

Big Fella: "The aim of Unitract is the WOW factor."

Shareholder: "Okay. How many actual WOW units sold then?"

Big Fella: "You want numbers eh? We have a 165,000 sq foot state of the art facility, 50 clean rooms, 5 cafeterias, 20 multipurpose toilets, 100 loading bays, 1 billion nuts n bolts holding the facility together,...."

Shareholder: "But what about actual Unitract sales numbers?"

Big Fella: "Unitract is not the focus of our business model."

Shareholder: "Arrrghhh!!!!"