The Village Idiot (Reformed) speaks for many readers: The IPCC,...

The Village Idiot (Reformed) speaks for many readers:

The IPCC, in conjunction with the University of East Anglia, together with the CSIRO, believe that asteroid strikes on Earth may become more prevalent. They hypothesize that this could be caused to due to geater CO2 in the upper atmosphere. Whilst little is known about proton and neutron reactions in that region, it may be that asteroids are attracted by mutated protons.

Further reaseach is required. A grant application has been lodged with Ms Gillard. We are us, she said, and it is time to do the right thing. We must protect ourselves from global warming and asteroids. The science is settled. More asteroids have struck the Earth this year, than in previous years.

Readers Boonarga and Jack say, sadly, it’s not quite a joke:


CNN News Presenter:
"We want to bring in our science guy, Bill Nye, and talk about something else that’s falling from the sky, and that is an asteroid. What’s coming our way? Is this the effect of, perhaps, global warming?"

Reader AP:

Let’s have an asteroid tax. It can save us from catastrophe.

source: AB Blog - Herald Sun