A man goes to a fancy restaurant and orders their most expensive...

A man goes to a fancy restaurant and orders their most expensive dish. When the waiter brings it out, the man takes a bite and immediately spits it out. "Waiter!" he exclaims, "This food tastes like cat! "The waiter, looking offended, replies, "Sir, I assure you our chef would never serve cat in this establishment. "The man insists, "I'm telling you, it tastes exactly like cat! "The waiter, now curious, asks, "Well, how do you know what cat tastes like? "The man replies with a straight face, "Because this tastes nothing like dog."