michael west in the australian

The devil made me do it . . .

July 29, 2003
BAD news. We are about to burn eternally in the fires of damnation for the Curse of the Quantum Woodducks has been cast upon us.

"Do you know that you had been cursed by many investors from the article you wrote about Quantum?" said an email from Dahlia Ahmad yesterday. "Do you know you had caused thousands of dollars lost from investors?

"You are a real sadist. Your photo speaks for itself. Even the pigs in the farm or dogs in the jungle look better than you because you are the most ugliest creature that ever existed in this world.

"You will get cancer in your mouth or other parts of your body, or the most incurable disease!!!!!!! You better write again in your article to boost the share price or else you will suffer . . ."

Thanks Dahlia. Love your work. But how about this one from Nina Rulz?

"I think you are the son of a thousand fathers. You are worse than evil and your place is in hell, not in this world".

Got to love that. Wicked!

Damned curses, hellfire and disease – as good an excuse a poor hack could ever have for a cold one on a Monday night.