Mick Fanning, page-20

Oh dear oh dear.

If you weren't so clever, you would have read that I would have crapped myself too.

Now every time a jockey falls off his horse, a cyclist falls off their bike,

a motor bike rider, race car driver, even get a flat tyre, we'll call off the event.

Shark attack? The young FEMALE pro surfer, that is back in the water, was attacked by a shark,

and even lost her whole arm. Fanny should be charged for trying to snare a shark with his leg rope,

and brutally and unnecessarily assaulting, bashing and kicking a shark that was casually swimming past.

Two for the ignore list in one thread. Love it.