Mel, the Tourist Board will target wealthy Aussie single men cashed up on SGH. They'll give them a catchy name something like 'Gordon Highlanders'. The hook will be lovely Hawick lassies looking for love. The lassies can get a new set of dentures at the Blacksmiths in Gretna, a quick wedding then off to Cockermouth for the honeymoon.
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