A French general was visiting his Foreign Legion troops in the Sahara when he noticed 100 soldiers on the top of a sand hill and 100 goats on top of another hill 100 yards away.
He asked what's going on and was told --there are no women so each day, so the soldiers will run over to the goats and have sex
The general asked--- what's the rush-- there's 100 soldiers and 100 goats
Well, said the sergeant ---you don't want to get an ugly one!
