A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the good looking blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from,so he says " Sorry , do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
" Holy Hell " he says "are you that strippergram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?"
"No" she replies, " I'm your son's English Teacher"
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