A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and...

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    19/12/12
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    A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

    The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

    'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
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