MNS is so under-rated, page-39

I heard Pingfan caused the US housing crash just by leaving all the neon lights on in his volcano mansion, that time he choofed off for two weeks on the moon.

I heard Pingfan wrote all of Dylan's lyrics.

Also, they say he can use chopsticks without spilling a grain of rice...with his feet! Blindfolded!!

The Ping, the wo/man, the whisper, the ghost of deja vu's past present and future. The Ping: he rolls, he gathers no moss. He's the walrus. He's the man who sold the world five times and bought it back quintuply, flipped it for sixty bags a pop and then burnt every last bit of green in an arcane midnight ceremony on an island north of the Orkneys, just to annoy Bono & Geldof and baffle Yoko Ono.

Long live The Ping. 'Cuz we all like a little mystery in our grey pedestrian lives...