MOD Express Toot Tooooot

Word seems to have got out that we are headed North today and our destination is Blue Sky!

We operate a tiered pricing system, those coming in after you will be paying more for the same seat. So it may be wise to keep your seat, as it may be a much more expensive seat when you get back!

Please be warned that any sudden urge to press red buttons may result in sleepless nights and working a lot harder for retirement. It is advised that you all sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. Just look out the window and enjoy the look of FOMO is the eyes of would-be passengers.

Can I ask that all passengers please take your allocated seating as the MOD Express is about to leave the station !! Tooot Tooot!!