I'm a modern man ,a man for the millennium ,digital and smoke free, a diversified multicultural post modern deconstructionist, politically and ecologically incorrect . Ive been unlinked and downloaded ,Ive been imputed and outsourced , i know the upside of downsizing ,i know the downside of upgrading, I'm a high-tech low life ,a cutting edge, state of the art bi-coastal multitask er and i can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond . I'm new wave but old school and my inner child is outward bound . I'm a hot-wired heat-seeking ballistic missionary ,a street wise smart bomb , a top gun bottom feeder . i wear power ties , i tell power lies i take power naps ,i run victory laps I'm a totally ongoing slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro active outreach . a raging workaholic , a working rageaholic ... out if rehab and in denial . i got a personal trainer , a personal shopper a personal assistant and a personal agenda you cant shut me up and you cant dumb me down cause I'm tireless and I'm wireless I'm a alpha male on beta -blockers I'm a non believer and an over achiever laid back but fashion forward up front, down home, low rent ,high maintenance ,super-sized ,long-lasting ,high definition fast acting, oven ready and built to last . I'm a hands on ,footloose ,knee jerk head case , prematurely post traumatic and i have a love child who send me hate mail . but i'm feeling , i'm caring i'm healing and sharing, a supportive primary care giver . my out put is down but my income is up ,i take the short position on the long bonds and my revenue stream has its own income . i read junk mail , i buy junk food , i buy junk bonds and i watch trash sports i'm gender specific , capital intensive , user friendly and lactose intolerant . i like rough sex , i like tough love i use the f word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore no soft porn i bought a microwave in a mini mall and a minivan in a mega-store. i eat fast food in the slow lane i'm toll free , bite sized and come in all sizes . a fully equip-ed ,factory authorized ,hospital tested ,clinically proven ,scientifically formulated medical mirical . I've been pre-washed , pre-cooked , pre-heated ,pre-screened ,pre-approved , pre-packaged , post dated freeze dried , double wrapped ,vacuum packed and i have an un limited broadband capacity . I'm a rude dude but the real deal , cocked and locked and ready to rock , rough and tough and hard to bluff , i take it slow , i go with the flow , i ride with the tide ,i got glide in my stride , driven and moving , sailing and spinning ,jiving and grooving , wailing and winning, i don't snooze so i don't lose , i keep the peddle to the metal and the rubber on the road , i party hardy and lunch time is crunch time , im hanging in ,their aint no doubt i'm hanging tough over and out .
