Wake up sleepy head @roaminoz - with an excellent memory. The...

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    Wake up sleepy head @roaminoz - with an excellent memory.

    The gardener can't come until Thursday and he can't spray if rain is expected within 12 hours.   It was the reason for the
    first cancellation and then he did the big faint on one job.  Over worked and dehydrated he thought.

    He best be properly dressed.  I sent him the joke about David Dicks the Arsenal player posted on the humour forum.
    Gardener was a player and I hadn't a clue for more than a year.
    I could be the only one to call him by his first name.

    Newspaper headline read Arsenal to play without Dicks.  Next edition read Arsenal to play with Dicks out.  A record
    number of women appeared that week to watch the match.
    I'm trying to do a match make with a dog lady I know.
 
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