“And SPLITPIN will never have to speak with split-tongue...

“And SPLITPIN will never have to speak with split-tongue again.”

I may only have a split tongue though simple surgical means, but obviously most of the Government and our Legal / Financial people must have had the procedure of ”Lobotomy” as a prerequisite for employment.

Why else would they carry on with such “Off the Planet B.. S..” as we as man, have created.

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy