mondays announcement, page-15

Memo to Simon Potter.
Dear Sir,
For some weeks now we have been asking you to privide a real update on how things are going.
Bl88dy hell, did you have to be so honest?
Now would you kindly put out an update on HOW THINGS ARE GOING REALLY WELL IN UGANDA.
Perhaps I can help; for example:
1. 500mmbls of oil recoverable from the first 3 wells,
2. Oil in place under the lake estimated at 1.3Bbls,
3. The Chinese will build the pipeline,
4. The Chinese will build a minirefinery, and
5. Hdr has bought out Tullow's interest in Uganda.
Fred.
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