"Money may not make you happy but it allows you to take your mind off your unhappiness by using hot and cold running women, mansions, multiple fast cars, champagne, jetsetting around the world.
Mate it must be tough!"
I remember a google joke I saw years ago that made me laugh... I googled a few words and found it.... gee, you gotta love Google even though it's probably one of the best ways to gather info on us...which is potentially really bad.... anyway, the joke (a better IT could find the original with drawing... anyway, the gist of this cartoon was:
The book was "The Bedside Leunig" (reprinted 1989) and the joke consisted of a worker-type confronting a boss-type, finally demanding "How do you sleep at night?", only for the boss to reply "I sleep at night between silk sheets on a heated, king size auto-massage water bed with piped music on a very quiet street with a companion whose beauty would make you weep with desire".
