Just walking past the TV and thought that considering the lack...

Just walking past the TV and thought that considering the lack of comment on coal Id regale you with this story.

The kids are watching the simpsons? hmmmmm anyway the episode has Bart living in the future. Hes about 18. short story is Monty Burns is being robbed of a big diamond, Bart rescues him, Monty says how can I repay you? Bart says how about giving me that big diamond. Monty says oh no I can give you that Im having it retro worked back into coal..the most valuable substance on earth!