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A funny one for all the moo shareholders.....Cows.Socialism: You...

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    A funny one for all the moo shareholders.....


    Cows.

    Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

    Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some
    milk.

    Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

    Naziism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

    Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks
    the other and throws the milk away.

    Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your
    herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the
    income.

    American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to
    produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
    the cow dropped dead.

    French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three
    cows.

    Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are
    one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You
    then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them
    Worldwide.

    German Corporation: You have 2 cows. You reengineer them so they live for
    100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

    British Corporation: You have 2 cows. Both are mad.

    Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You
    break for lunch.

    Russian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You count them and learn you have five
    cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again
    and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of
    vodka.

    Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You
    charge others for storing them.

    Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You
    claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who
    reported the numbers.

    Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that
    you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your ass. You still have no
    cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

    Irish Corporation: you have two cows. You ask for an EU subsidy for your
    failed breeding programme.

    Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in
    the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

    Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take
    harmonica lessons.

    Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...

    Hong Kong Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell 3 of them to your publicly
    listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the
    bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so
    that you get all 4 cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping 5 cows. The
    milk rights of 6 cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a
    Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells
    the rights to all 7 cows' milk back to the listed company and proceeds from
    the sale are deferred. The annual report says that the company owns 8 cows,
    with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the 2 cows because the feng
    shui is bad.

    New Zealand Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda
    cute.

    Indian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You worship them.

    Australian Corporation: You have 2 cows. Business seems pretty good.
    You close the office and go down the pub to celebrate.

    Zen: Cows happen, sometimes twice.

 
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