The news will be as follows. Everything on schedule for re-listing some time this millenium. We are working towards a January 2700 re-listing, but feel that December 2756 is a more feasible scenario considering the Iraq war and the fact that the negotiations with strategic partners are going well. We thank your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren for their patience and want you to know we are doing everything in our power to re-list before we spend more money on marquees at the spring carnival of 2755. Even though our technology will be in the Smithsonian institution by then as an ancient artefact, the CSIRO will continue to test it for cobwebs. Directors and Secretary of Media Bulls*it Communications ps- can you lend us 2 bucks for tram fare. We're broke and broke and can't pay the guy that answers the 400 phone calls a day from disgruntled and ripped off shareholders.
