Got run over by car when working overseas for oil major. Taken to hospital but told them I needed to get home to Australia so got a heap of pethidine, took a taxi to the airport via my hotel. By that stage I was unable to walk and in a wheel chair. Qantas gave me first class and a few whiskeys so the pain was managed. Back in Melbourne saw Dr, x rays showed cracked hip and torn arterial ligament. Had that day off, back to work the next day on crutches. Eventually had the ligaments fixed a few weeks later and missed a week for that.
Andrews is a pussy and can't even remember which house it was that he fell down the stairs. Get back to work.
