Yes I slipped on stairs when much younger and ended up with a bruised spine and hurt ribs ... hands and arms didn't come into it. Luckily I wasn't a Premier at the time so avoided diagnosis from Dr Conspiracy M.D.
Bit hard to shut the gate on the OP now. My bet is someone has already "ALT-prt sc" it and saved it for self preservation when the fed metadata demons or Sayers twig to it.
