She was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual soft boils...

She was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual soft boils eggs and toast we have for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she slept in last night.

As I walked in, almost awake, she said to me softly "you must make love to me this very moment". My eyes lit up as I thought to myself ' you're either still asleep and dreaming or this is your lucky day'! Not wanting to let this rare opportunity pass, I embraced her and gave it my all right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said 'thanks' and returned to the stove with the T-shirt wrapped around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked "what was that all about". She replied, "the egg timer is broken".