so bloody typical!

A guy in Paris sees a pit bull attacking a toddler.

He kills the pit bull and saves the child's life.

Reporters mob the fellow.

"Tell us! What's your name? All Paris will love you! Tomorrow's headline will be: "Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"

The guy says, "But I'm not from Paris.

Reporters: "That's OK. Then the whole of France will love you and
tomorrow's headline will read: 'Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!'"

The guy says, "I'm not from France, either."

Reporters: "That's OK also. All Europe will love you. Tomorrow's headlines
will shout: 'Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!'"

The guy says, "I'm not from Europe, either.

Reporters: "So, where ARE you from?

The guy says, "I'm from Israel.

Reporters: "OK. Then tomorrow's headlines will proclaim to the world:
'Israeli Kills Girl's Dog!'"