Morning traders 26 / 10, page-198

I have just received this Japan update from a well - informed friend lol: 

Friday Market Update: 

As this week’s sell off spread to Japan, in the last few days we saw that:

The famous Origami Bank has folded.

Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches.

Karaoke Bank is up for sale and likely to go for a song.

Even shares in the Kamikaze Bank have been suspended after they nose-dived and500 staff at the Karate Bank have got the chop.

Finally, many analysts report there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank and it is feared that customers may get a raw deal.