>"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not
> > >sure
> > >whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously
> > >helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the
> > >world, and
> > >yet you created that ghastly, awful Windows. "I'm going to do
> > >something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where
> > >you want to go." Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the
> > >difference between the two?" God said, "You can take a peek at both
> > >places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell
> > >first?" "Sure!" said Bill, "Let's go!"
> > >Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear
> > >waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running
> > >around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun
> > >was shining and the temperature was perfect. This is great!" said
> > >Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven." God replied,
> > >"Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white
> > >clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing
> > >harps and singing.
> > >It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought
> > >for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do
> > >believe I would like to go to Hell." 'As you desire," said God. Two
> > >weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see
> > >how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming
> > >amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and
> > >tortured by demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded
> > >with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I
> > >expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women
> > >playing in the water?"
> > >"Oh THAT!" said God. "That was the Screensaver
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