Morrison cuts and runs from Glasgow

After all the big announcements and glossy books on our plan to have a plan, our glorious leader has cut and run from COP26.

After delivering his speech to an empty room and finding no one that wants to be seen with him he has packed his bags and shot through.

Reports are he was heard to mutter "I know when I'm not wanted"

So after all the agreements with the nats about 2050 and our contribution to tackling climate change we have

SWFA, Zilch, Nada. Le Rien,

A big fat ZERO.

Great trip Scomo you pathetic so called leader. I hope the single malts were worth it.