Dear all knowing /all seeing perfect stage ,let me be amongst...

Dear all knowing /all seeing perfect stage ,let me be amongst the many many ,absolutely countless many ,, who wait nervously in reverent anticipation for your deep sighted wisdom............ in this most hallowed and deeply respected and civilized forum.............(tic).....I too.....will....comply and sell all of my rrs holdings today............... with the confidence of knowing that your absolute respect for your fellow man will lead us into the promised stock ,as prophisised in the hallowed gospel of St LARRY and St CURLY.........OH GRATE ONE.(no not a typo 4 a change).... We will indeed follow u into the valley of darkness today.... for our blind faith in the absence of understanding of these matters will be revealed ......and come to pass ....and yay verily we will come to undersand ....and love u more..... with each epiphany............may the power of themoe......thelarry.......and thecurly......be with u ..........ah,then..... (lqtms)