mother’s day

Has anyone got any good M-Day jokes?

I just got back from the shops after getting my daughter to pick a nice bunch of flowers for her mother.

While she was trying to choose and I was trying to walk away a family friend turned up.

She gave my daughter some advice about selecting a bunch of flowers because I wasn’t any help.

My contribution was to say that I thought buying the Wife some Flour (self raising of course) would be a great gift.

That way she could make all of us a cake to help celebrate her day.

Well I thought it was a great idea but the daughter and her didn’t seem impressed with my lateral thinking.