You can't be serious about the battered fish which would...

You can't be serious about the battered fish which would probably not even be fish, but shark.

And when you dine here at Italian restaurants you're eating hybrid dishes made for our tastebuds and not necessarily authentic dishes.

The Chinese don't eat a lot of sweet and sour pork. You can't find singapore noodles in Singapore and in Italy a pizza is usually just tomato, cheese and basil leaves.

and fyi Rome is one of the filthiest places I've been and I've squatted over a drain in India.